Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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