Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
This toilet bowl is my home.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Randomize
