If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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