Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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