Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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