I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
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i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
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