Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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