It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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