You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I don't deserve a penis
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
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