Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
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