Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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