I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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