i just google imaged poop.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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