i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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