im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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