I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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