Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
the condom got lost in my hair
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
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