You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I need mimosas to revive my soul
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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