6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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