I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I'm bleeding and have questions
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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