so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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