I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
time to smoke my breakfast
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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