On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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