uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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