i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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