you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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