JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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