On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
