So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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