Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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