I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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