what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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