i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Reggie can tackle my bush.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Randomize
