What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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