McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Randomize