In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
