I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize