So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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