lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
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