So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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