I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize