she smelled like a LAN party
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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