I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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