we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
be right there i have to get my cape
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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