The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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