its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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