And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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