No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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