That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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