And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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