he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
