Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Randomize
