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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Drunk is a universal language darling
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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