guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
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