Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
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