Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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